Fiji isn’t all beaches and palm trees. They have giant millipedes too.

I was so excited to be landing in Melbourne that I took one look at Sarsha and we bolted for the gate. We literally ran through the airport because two weeks is far too long to be away from fluorescent lighting and my cats. Don’t get me wrong, Fiji was AMAZING! but nothing makes you […]

Bikini bridges, squat challenge, box gaps and other shit you’ll never do again

If you say you haven’t seen the Instagram pictures, scrolled through the pinterests or read about it on a forum you are either living under a rock or dead. And either way you are probably so thin that if you look down you’ll have a bikini bridge and a box gap of your very own. […]

“I’m not ugly, I’m just a comedian.”

I hate the stereotype that funny people are inherently unattractive. Hate it. Mostly because around the same time I decided I would never be pretty, someone somewhere started the rumor that funny equaled ugly and all hope for my future was lost. See, Australians are known for their self-deprecating sense of humor. We would rather […]